doglets:

“being a mom is tough” *puts groceries on counter and sighs with a smile* “that’s why i sold my kids”

whilelifepassesby:

this is the look of a man realising there’s a penis in front of him

Fact. 

kurson:

john-egbert-watson:

factssphere:

Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.

yes this is true i am canadian 100% fact

yes aboot 100% legit eh

i have mixed feelings about deleting… i can’t bring myself to do it 

doctorivory:

I’m sorry but if Kurt says yes to Blaine in the finale I will sob. Or throw up.

Please, please, don’t ruin a character like Kurt (anymore than you already have) by having him say yes to someone he’s not even dating and doesnt want to be with anymore.

I know it’s glee and the writing is crap but I didn’t think it could get this bad.

darrencrissisruiningmylife:

did you ever think back in 2009 when the pilot aired that you’d EVER get to see Kurt in this sort of situation:

probly gonna delete this tumblr

i never go on here

glee is just……ugh

rodneykong:

do you ever just wanna kinda pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life thousands of miles away because i think i would love to do that wow

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

4chanqueen:

time for some hot shower sex minus the sex